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12/08/2007 - 00:00
Become a MASTER Blogger -- Critique my blogs below, comment with or without links to your own blogs/pages, get ideas for your own Adsense blogs or just enjoy the content!!
Vote For Stephen Colbert For President
SNL Digital Shorts with Andy Samberg
***Starbucks ain't easy***
11/21/2007 - 21:05
Starbucks is a fun yet stressful place to work!?!?!
laugh a latte
although it can sometimes be stressful working at bux when one has to deal with fussy customers, slacking partners and nit-picking district managers, there are days when not only is being a barista fun, it's downright hilarious. my last few shifts i've laughed and smiled so much, my jaw hurts.
funniest customer of the week -
customer: hey, do you have any of that lindsay lohan tea?
barista brat: i'm sorry?
customer (leaning in close): you know what i'm talking about, right?
barista brat: i have no idea.
customer: it's a tea. the firecrotch tea.
barista brat (laughing hard): do you mean the african red bush tea?
customer: yeah, that's the one! lindsay lohan!
'foot in mouth' barista award -
barista buddy: hey, doobie newbie, can you grab some vanilla syrup from the back?
doobie newbie (pointing to customers at the register): but...but...
barista buddy: don't worry, i'll ring. i just need you to grab me some vanilla.
doobie newbie: but the customers...
barista buddy: please. just. grab. vanilla.
doobie newbie (as he shluffs off to the backroom): uh...ok.
barista buddy: man, what an idiot. he's a nice guy, but seriously - an idiot!
doobie newbie: here's the vanilla.
barista buddy: thanks.
doobie newbie (to the customers at the register): hi mom. hey dad.
delayed reaction award -
customer: can you make me a vanilla iced coffee, but creamier than usual?
barista brat: weeeellll, i can put a splash of half and half in it, and maybe half a pump of dulce de leche as well.
customer: just so long as it's creamier.
barista brat: here you go - let me know what you think.
customer (takes a sip and walks away): thanks.
*twenty minutes later*
customer (walks back into bux and leans over the counter): that drink was FREAKING AWESOME!
clueless customer award -
barista brat: hi, how can i help you today?
customer: all your frappuccinos have coffee in them, right?
barista brat: not all of them. you can get a creme based frappuccino with no coffee.
customer: well, what about that new blueberry one?
barista brat: that one is made with the creme base, so there's no coffee.
customer: but i want coffee.
barista brat: the blueberry will taste horrible with coffee, but the caramel or mocha frappuccinos have coffee and they are both very popular.
customer: oooh, that sounds good! give me a blueberry caramel mocha frappuccino!
barista brat: uh, i can do caramel mocha OR blueberry creme.
customer: but i want coffee.
barista brat: yes, the caramel mocha will indeed have coffee.
customer: ok!
*three minutes later customer grabs vanilla bean frappuccino instead of caramel mocha*
customer: yum! this blueberry caramel mocha coffee is delicious!
partner rant: i know the district manager is on your case, and i know you want to be the 'best assistant manager ever!', but seriously, you have got to calm down. freaking out daily won't get the job done faster. stressing and gritting your teeth won't make us work faster. threatening to write people up every shift will not sway anyone to your cause. especially when most of us can work circles around you! please - until you can multi-task and turn over a good shift, DON'T expect your fellow baristas to give you 200%. especially when we already have to work harder to make up for your tantrums.
For more blog entries from this user, visit : Barista Brat
Stephen Colbert for President
10/22/2007 - 21:49
Colbert, Colbert ! ! !
Without any effort on my part, Mr. Colbert chose to run for president in South Carolina and we should all support his decision.
Please check back for regular updates.
For, now check: Colbert Nation
Easy Golf Tips
09/24/2007 - 19:08
Some Golf tips for those that LOVE Golf!!!!
Golf Driving Tip That Will Add Yards Quickly
A golf driving tip that can make the difference between being the shortest hitter in your foursome to the longest…consistently would interest you right? Well…the tip I’m going to discuss is not what you’d think, but you need to take notice and apply it…if you want to own your foursome off the tee!
When you think of a golf driving tip I’ll bet you think of swing mechanics. Am I correct? If so, has it worked? I mean…have you added 10,20 or even 30 yards to your swing taking this approach?
If most of you are being honest you’ll say no. For those of you who have accomplished the above with that approach…congratulations. You are a small percent of the golfing community that is successful.
So if a golf driving tip pertaining to swing mechanics isn’t it…what else is left? Well…you’re looking at it if you look in a mirror. It is your physical make-up. What your body is capable of doing at this moment.
All the swing thoughts and golfing tips in the world won’t help if your body can’t physical perform them. And no matter how hard you try…you won’t be successful.
You see…your body needs to move with a certain level of flexibility (fluidity), strength (power) and sequence (body awareness). Most of these qualities dissipate with age. Do you feel as flexible, strong or with great body awareness as you did years ago?
If your answer is no, then you need to take the ‘physical approach’ to hitting your drives longer (and straighter). The more you work on your current physical abilities the easier you will be able to make a sound and repeatable golf swing.
You’ll look back and wish you would have taken this approach years ago…but it’s NEVER too late! You can improve your physical capabilities well into your 80’s if you are willing to put a little bit of effort into it.
The areas you need to focus on are rotational strength and flexibility posture and spinal strength and hamstring/low back muscular endurance (flexibility).
Focus on these and you will see dramatic improvements in your driving distance and accuracy.
Dale
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For more blog entries from this user, visit : DALE'S GOLF
BlogRush -- instant traffic to your blogs!!
09/24/2007 - 05:45
***BlogRush***
I just discovered a new way to increase traffic to ALL your BLOGS!!!
BlogRush is brand new site that
uses a credit and referral system to help send traffic to your site.
It's a lot easier than it sounds. All you do is sign up and add your blog(s).
Then you paste html code on to your widget(sidebar)that will have links to other blogs
that are related and in a similar category as your own blog. Each time someone views one of your blogs from now on with one of these Blog-O-Spheres (the html code makes this), you get a "credit". From my understanding, each credit is automatically converted into one of your blogs being linked on someone else's blog-o-sphere box!!
Here is the FAQ from their page:
BlogRush is a "Cooperative Syndication Network." It's a network of blogs that run a small "widget" on their pages. Each time this widget is loaded it will contain 5 clickable headlines which are the blog post titles to other users' posts. Clicking on any of these links will open a new browser window and load the blog and full post. Users earn "syndication credits" based on each time their blog loads the widget as well as each time any of their referrals (users that signup after clicking the "add your blog posts" link on the widget) loads the widget. They also earn additional credit based on all the activity through 10 generations of referrals. 1 Syndication Credit = having one of their recent blog post titles served inside the widget on another member's blog.
How Do I Earn Syndication Credits?
Syndication credits are earned based on the following formula: You earn credits on your own traffic using a 1:1 ratio. (One credit for each time the widget is served.) You then earn credits based on your referrals traffic (and their referrals traffic) through 10 generations of referrals based on the following ratios: 1st and 2nd generation (i.e. your direct referrals and their direct referrals) 1:1, 3rd - 6th generation = 1:4 ratio, 7th - 10th generation = 1:8 ratio. After all the math is calculated, there is a surplus of 1 headline space (5 spaces in each widget load) for every 10 that are served. So 10% of all the headline space is reserved for BlogRush itself to sell or use.
What Types Of Blogs Will BlogRush Work On?
BlogRush will work on any blog that allows javascript to be used AND has an active RSS Feed. It will work on almost all WordPress software (but not the WordPress.com hosted service), MovableType, TypePad, and Blogger (Blogspot.com) blogs, plus others.
What Is A "Feed URL" or RSS Feed?
When you enter information about your blog (for your BlogRush account) you will be asked for a Feed URL. This is the address of your blog's RSS feed. Most popular blog software programs and services have RSS feeds built-in -- however, some do not. If in doubt, see the "Help" pages or instructions for the software or service you use for your blog. Most RSS Feeds are displayed using the common RSS icon that looks like an orange square with white lines. For more information about RSS Feeds, see Wikipedia's RSS Feed description.
How Do I Add The Code To My Blog?
It's as easy as "copying and pasting" the code to your blog's template or source file. Check out the Step-By-Step Tutorial section of our site for video demonstrations.
How Do I Refer Others To BlogRush?
You refer others to BlogRush when they click the referral link areas on the widget that you host and by using a Direct Referral URL that you will be given when you sign up.
How Do I Know How Many Referrals I Have?
You can login to your account and check your "Dashboard" page to see all the stats for your account. This includes the number of referrals, credits earned, credits used, and traffic you are receiving from the network.
How Do I Know What's Going On With My Account?
You can login to your account and check your "Dashboard" page to see all the stats for your account. This includes the number of referrals, credits earned, credits used, and traffic you are receiving from the network.
Can I Keep Certain Blogs From Appearing On My Blog?
Yes. You can login to your account and click the "Settings" tab. In this section you can setup FILTERS. You can setup a "keyword" filter which will keep any blog headline from being served inside the widget on your blog that contains that word or phrase. You can also setup a "Blog" filter where you can enter the URL of a blog which will keep any headlines from that blog from being served.
If BlogRush Is Free How Does It Make Money?
BlogRush may eventually sell the 10% surplus credits to users that want to buy more credits. BlogRush also has plans to sell advertising on its main site and to pursue other partnership agreements which will generate revenue.
What Do I Do If I Have More Than One Blog?
You can add more than one blog to the same account.
Where Can I Report Abuse Or Bugs?
If you see a site that shouldn't be in the BlogRush network, or you discover a bug, please send an email to support@blogrush.com. (Thank you.)
How Will BlogRush Control The Quality Of Blogs In The Network?
BlogRush is in the process of moving to a 100% manual review process.
Won't BlogRush Get Abused Like Every Other Traffic Service?
We have experienced some "cheating" since we recently launched, and we are working hard to completely eliminate all system abuse.
Are There Any Tricks For Getting More BlogRush Traffic?
The biggest tip is to make sure that you write effective headlines. Be specific and make your headlines something that will get attention and encourage someone to click. But never be misleading with your headlines.
Is BlogRush Only For English Language Blogs?
YES. At this time, BlogRush is only for English blogs.
Join BlogRush
Getting more readers and Traffic to your Blog(s)!!
08/16/2007 - 01:45
Promoting Your Blogs
So you have your blog(s) set up as well as all of your social networks (i.e.,Flixya, Dada, Yuwie, Lazzeo, MSO, MediaFlix, etc.).....
..and you've added a lot of content to all of them plus new posts....
You think to yourself...what can I possibly do now?!?
Well let's promote all of them...
Digg them? Stumble them? Use the Social Bookmarking tool? Use the Add-It Bookmark Button to submit it to even more bookmarking sites? Make Sure your blog is claimed by Technorati?
Sure do all of that...but...
Why not take one of your posts, a piece of one of your posts or write a description about a post or blog on one of your many sites?!?
This way you can have even more content while "promoting" your blogger blog..when you copy the name/title of your blog post..that will act as a link back to that blog post!!!
It's an awesome circular motion of traffic and links...which will add up to more hits and more impressions plus MORE CLICKS = MORE MONEY ! ! ! !
Need a break from Adsense? Why not watch me mug somebody in a comedy?
Maybe you'd like to see me get upset over my Orange Juice?
Or read about the new Imac, methadone addiction, The first 10 diggs ever, John From Cincinatti, What to watch on TV, A waiter's frustration(s)?
You know what..just watch a Japanese Women's Beach Volleyball !
Flixya Link
The Internet is a Matrix of Money (to be made) ! !
08/07/2007 - 23:44
This ISN'T Keanu Reeves's MATRIX ! !
THE INTERNET IS ONE LARGE MATRIX WITH LOTS OF OPPORTUNITIES!!MONEY IS WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR!!!!
(Aren't you?)
This blog was originally set up to provide users information on making TONS of money through a site I no longer use! Why do I no longer use it?!?
I've found better....MUCH BETTER!! This page still provides valuable information and I will still update it with methods (of my madne$$)!!
Let me throw you some bones :
First off - 3 Blogs to Help your journey : Earning Adsense, LifeisEasy, MoneySpace
They will help you on your MATRIX MONEY JOURNEY!!!!
I have made many sites and intertwined them -- just like a matrix!!
You are currently at one site (maybe you came from Video$en$e) -- now I can send you to another site Ultimate Blogs and from there you will be on yet another site talking about an ever bigger site I use to bring in my $$$$!!
Even something as simple as blogging about anything you like : Dining Out,
Television, Movies, MySpace, Videos, Abc's L O S T, Sketch Comedy,
Brand New Sites, DiGG, Lawyers, Rehab, or even BLOGS !
There are so many things to do..constantly to do and at first pennies roll in and then you will see dollars roll in!!!! I have!!!
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